[???] Hey! You! Listen up! I knew you’d step outside after that message from your green friend!

[NUX] ...Who the hell are you supposed to be?

[BUGGER] Name's Bugger. And I'm not from around here. I'm from the future. Thirty three years ahead, to be exact. I came to warn you: the evil lord PHOSPIA is about to destroy everything. My world's a wasteland. Nothing turned out right. If you don't stop it now, there won't be a later.

[NUX] Cool tragic backstory, but I literally came out here to mess with some daredevils. Why should I care?

[BUGGER] Because if you don't, there won't be anyone left to mess with. Or anywhere left to stand. Trust me. I've seen it.

[NUX] ...Tch. You're lucky I'm bored. Fine. But you better not be wasting my time, "Bugger."

[BUGGER] Alright, enough talking. I’m going to teleport you to the town so you can fully begin your adventure.

[NUX] Wait, teleport? Are you serious?

[BUGGER] Dead serious. Stand still. You won’t feel a thing… much.

[NUX] Great. Just great. I leave for one second, and suddenly I’m part of some apocalypse setup.

[BUGGER] Welcome to the life of a hero. Ready?

[NUX] As ready as I’ll ever be. Do it.